About
A joke. A real merch shop.
Duel-inspired designs for your desk, your room and your wardrobe — from an unofficial, fan-run Duel merch store that is open now. An independent parody project, with no affiliation to duel.com.
Where it started
The project began as a fictional lifestyle range. The shop has since grown into made-to-order apparel, deskmats, rugs, phone cases and stickers.
What you can buy
The current catalogue — apparel, deskmats, rugs, phone cases and stickers — can be added to your basket. Choose your size or finish on the product page, then check the delivery quote and final total at checkout.
What is still a concept
The old 50/50 range is archived. Those mockups are not evidence of manufactured products, material specifications or safety certification.
How orders work
Available merchandise is made to order. Card payments use Stripe, and crypto payments go through NOWPayments — either way, your payment details never touch this site. Follow your parcel on the Track order page with your order code and email. Custom cut rugs are enquiries: contact support to discuss artwork, size and a quote before ordering.
Where it started
The project began as a fictional lifestyle range — the 50/50 line — drawn up as designs with nowhere to buy them. People kept asking where the shop was, so the joke grew a checkout: real blanks, real print providers, real parcels.
Today it is a working made-to-order merch shop — apparel, deskmats, rugs, phone cases and stickers — produced after you order and posted with tracking. The old concept mockups stay archived on the site as history, not as products.
It is still fan-run and still unofficial — no affiliation with duel.com, no endorsement, no connection. That has not changed, and the disclaimer is not going anywhere.
Today it is a working made-to-order merch shop — apparel, deskmats, rugs, phone cases and stickers — produced after you order and posted with tracking. The old concept mockups stay archived on the site as history, not as products.
It is still fan-run and still unofficial — no affiliation with duel.com, no endorsement, no connection. That has not changed, and the disclaimer is not going anywhere.
How an order works
Pick your size, finish or phone model on the product page and add it to the basket. At checkout you enter your email and delivery address, and delivery is quoted for that address before you pay — the total shown is the total charged, in your currency.
Pay by card through Stripe or with crypto through NOWPayments. Your payment details never touch this site either way. The moment production starts, the confirmation email carries your order code.
Follow the parcel on the Track order page with that code and your email: status, courier tracking link and delivery address in one place, plus an email the moment it ships and another when it lands. Anything unclear goes to the support page.
Pay by card through Stripe or with crypto through NOWPayments. Your payment details never touch this site either way. The moment production starts, the confirmation email carries your order code.
Follow the parcel on the Track order page with that code and your email: status, courier tracking link and delivery address in one place, plus an email the moment it ships and another when it lands. Anything unclear goes to the support page.
The fine print, up front
Unofficial parody project, not affiliated with duel.com. Mockups illustrate the design; placement and colour can vary in production. Specifications on product pages are indicative.
If anything arrives faulty, damaged or wrong, contact support and it will be refunded or replaced — contact support about a return before sending anything back. Statutory rights are unaffected, as the legal page sets out in full.
Support tickets, orders and page events are stored to run the shop, as described under Legal & Privacy. No accounts, no advertising trackers, no third-party analytics on your behaviour here.
If anything arrives faulty, damaged or wrong, contact support and it will be refunded or replaced — contact support about a return before sending anything back. Statutory rights are unaffected, as the legal page sets out in full.
Support tickets, orders and page events are stored to run the shop, as described under Legal & Privacy. No accounts, no advertising trackers, no third-party analytics on your behaviour here.
Common questions
Is this the official Duel merch store?
No. This is an unofficial, fan-run Duel merch store, not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to duel.com — the parody disclaimer on every page means exactly that.
Where do you ship?
The UK, US, Canada and across Europe, among other destinations. Delivery is quoted from your address at checkout before you pay, so the total you see is the total you pay.
What is your returns policy?
If anything arrives faulty, damaged or wrong, contact support and it will be refunded or replaced. Made-to-order items cannot be re-shelved, so check sizes and variants before ordering.
How do I get help with an order?
Use the support page for anything about an order, or the Track order page to check its status yourself with your order code and email.
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As shown in this tweet
“There is currently a war between third party Duel merch stores. Multiple parties are creating vibe coded Duel merch stores and trying to capture market share.”
Ready when you are.
An independent parody project — real products, made to order.